Can we all agree that going to the pediatric dentist has gotten way better than when we were kids? Nowadays, the fluoride comes in watermelon flavor, they stream Descendants on the ceiling and very few children are being told they have to wear headgear to sleepover parties for the duration of middle school.
And yet, the biggest improvement just might be the shift to more discrete forms of braces. Where once we cut our gums and endured taunts like “metal mouth” and “pulled-pork-in-teeth” (just me?), now kids are offered up orthodontia that’s as no-show as the socks Gen Z likes to make fun of us for wearing. You can essentially fix your overbite or midline mismatch without anybody knowing.
All of which made me do a double take when I caught wind of the latest Gen Z and Alpha trend: Metal braces are cool—the clunkier, the more rubber-band-ier the better.