Which Fast Food Chain Best Matches Your Zodiac Sign? Our Food Editor and Site Astrologer Can Tell You

With one of the more adventurous palates of the lot, Aries treats ordering from this fast food chain like a competitive sport. “Ruled by Mars—planet of fire, heat and acting on impulse—Aries want their steaks rare, their coffee black and their Bloody Marias extra spicy,” Wright explains. “Always craving flavor that packs a punch, Aries are willing to try anything but are never impressed with dishes that are too subtle or earthy.” TLDR? Burgers and fries aren’t going to cut it. Enter OTT Taco Bell items like the Crunchwrap Supreme, Mexican Pizza and Dirty Baja Blast, which are exciting and tasty enough to entice the ram.

“Taurus—along with Libra—is one of the two signs ruled by sensuous, romantic Venus and is arguably the sign most attuned to the finer things in life,” Wright says. “If it isn’t comforting and delicious, Taurus wants nothing to do with it.” That’s why I can see these lovable bulls at KFC, digging into gravy-slathered mashed potatoes and fried chicken like it’s their job. They tend to stick to their favorite indulgent comfort foods (read: mac and cheese) and have a laidback attitude, meaning they won’t mind digging into a bucket of the Colonel’s finest and calling it date night.

A low-lift cook through and through, I’m betting this zodiac sign has a hankering for the basics that hit every time. Think mayo-kissed Whoppers, Chicken Fries and Hershey’s Sundae Pie. “Geminis eat to survive, not as a leisure activity, but they still want to try everything,” Wright adds. That means they’ll be satisfied with the basics they already know and love, but still may venture out when something new hits the menu. Might I suggest the How to Train Your Dragon lineup?

“Though everyone’s favorite gourmand, the late Anthony Bourdain, was a Cancer, not all of them have such an adventurous palate,” Wright explains. “Cancer is ruled by the moon, which is all about comfort, consistency and making the best of present circumstances. Moonchildren are ultimately concerned with what’s hearty and satisfying.” In other words, the O.G. fast food chain is dependably delicious to the crab type. Catch this sign dunking fresh McDonald’s fries into an Oreo McFlurry every chance they get.

Leos are notoriously playful and surprising, and like real lions, love to bask in the spotlight. Their essence is similar to Jollibee’s, a Filipino chain that has a creative, eye-catching menu you won’t find elsewhere. Think Angus burgers crowned with grilled pineapple, sweet-and-sour peach mango pies, beefy hot dog-topped spaghetti and an extensive lineup of one-of-a-kind drinks. Moderation is not Leo’s strong suit, and this fast food chain would never ask them to limit themselves.  

Speaking as an ever-practical Virgo myself, Wright is correct in saying our palates are more diverse than our persnickety reputation may make folks think. “Ruled by information planet Mercury, their admiration for technical prowess leads them to try items on a menu that both Cancer and Taurus would never touch,” Write notes. “Virgos stick to what they know but are always down to be impressed.” That’s why I see us as Five Guys stans: The fare is simple and frill-free, but a notch above in quality and preparation. Don’t think we won’t pile on the toppings though. (I’m a grilled onion/mayo/hot sauce/pickle girl myself.)

“While Taurus wants all experiences to feel beautiful, Libra wants experiences that inspire beauty,” Wright says. “Libras take the crown for having the most refined palate of the zodiac and choose quality always.” Politics aside, I think Chick-fil-A offers a very solid product, namely its chicken, as well as seasonal items (do not sleep on the chain’s summery peach milkshakes that are very much worth the hype) that Libras will relish. In my experience, the chain also offers a speedy, seamless ordering experience and cleanliness that’s unmatched in the fast food arena. If consistently correct orders, fresh food and waffle fries aren’t the epitome of beauty, I don’t know what is.

You may not think of Panera Bread as a fast food chain, but for the purposes of this story, I am. You see, Scorpios are all about what’s at peak deliciousness. “Scorpio season coincides with the end of the harvest, when sugar pumpkins, squash, broccoli and beets make their appearance at the farmers market,” Wright says. “Scorpio is ruled by Mars, the planet that penetrates the surface, daring us to go deep. Scorpio flavors are an acquired taste, like a tangy kimchi, a bitter nettle soup or a zesty horseradish vinaigrette.” Catch them ordering Autumn Squash Soup and Cranberry Orange Cake at the first sight of a crunchy leaf.

Sags like it bold, spicy and celebratory, so Popeye’s is their natural fast food zodiac pairing. According to Wright, this sign is all about strong flavors, big appetites and funky twists on dessert (they have a major sweet tooth!). Enter the chain’s famous spicy chicken sandwich (or brand-new chicken wraps, if those are more your speed), Cajun fries, red beans and rice and LTO strawberry biscuits to check all their boxes.

This sign plays it safe with their palate, balancing salty, sweet and spicy to moderate levels no matter the meal. But that doesn’t mean they don’t know quality. “Capricorns have impeccable taste,” Wright asserts. “Always in search of quality and distinction, Capricorns make it their job to master the perfect cup of coffee, to become regulars at underappreciated hole-in-the-wall restaurants and to find the greasy spoon diner with the region’s best sunny-side up eggs.” Hence their penchant for Shake Shack, which costs more than the average burger joint—but with good reason. You can taste that it’s a step above, whether you’re savoring fried pickles, a seasonal milkshake or a barbecue-inspired burger.

“Aquarius is a sophisticated and intellectual air sign…and yes, your Aquarius bestie is always going to pick the most amazing restaurant for her birthday dinner, but she is not a ‘foodie,’ nor does she care to be one,” Wright claims. So, she’s fit for a drive-thru run at the drop of a hat, and she doesn’t need to branch out from her usual Dave’s Double and six-piece nugs to be happy. Aquarius is all about simplicity and utility, and Wendy’s will always deliver on those fronts.

Pisces know how to go with the flow, so they’re experts at keeping up with all the tasty twists and turns on Sonic’s robust menu. “More than any other sign, their taste changes from season to season and year to year,” Wright adds. “Pisces also have a major sweet tooth and…think of these indulgences as a divine way to connect with other people (which is their favorite thing to do).” Their dream? Rounding up some friends for a late-night chow-down at the drive-in—and capping it off with a summer-only Strawberry Sweet Topped Lemonade while they still can.